Sunday, May 15, 2005

Survivor Live: Caryn

CarynSurvivor Live, the Internet Talk Show
Guest: Caryn
Hosts: Dalton Ross (Entertainment Weekly) and
Jenna Morasca, sole survivor Survivor Amazon

Caryn continues to be holier-than-thou by saying that she played with integrity and wouldn't give up so the others, presumedly liars and cheats, had to gang up to vote her off. The BS continued to fly as she says that no one pulled her through the game, that she got as far as she did by being honest and playing the "social" part of the game well. From atop of her dais, Caryn is disappointed with Ian. She said she thought he was a "golden boy" until she recently found out that he was "lying" (I'd say playing the game).

Hypocrisy thy name is Caryn.
She was dishonest on Palau. She admits to not telling the others that she is an lawyer, but in secret she told Willard the truth (on the island, during the game). Perhaps in her line of "work" such sins of omission are allowed and legal. Who knows what else she "lied" about that we aren't aware of.

Caryn get ye a clue.
You were Tom's pawn for a while. He used you for at least the last several weeks, "pulled through" in your vernacular. If Caryn played the "social" part of the game so well then why did she piss off so many people early on? She admits this too when she said that after Willard was voted off she had to get playing the game and be nicer.

Comments about the others.
Tom and Ian are real players because they were willing to resort to picking rocks if necessary. (And I'd say each of them played Caryn as well.) Besides Stephenie this wasn't a strong group of women. She regrets not talking with Coby and telling him to settle on just one or two people for an alliance. (Coby was more of a threat because he was a player, that's why he went so soon. Caryn was a pawn.)

She ends with that standard Survivor cliche: She now has a greater appreciation for everything. However she mixed in that she's now "much richer" than when she started the game. By richer she means spiritually. Nice touch, it's too bad I really don't believe her; her reality distortion field leaves me questioning everything she says. It's amazing, she thinks that people will believe everything she says.

What's next for Caryn? Back to work as a civil rights lawyer. I guess the 'civil rights' part is to soften the 'lawyer' part. She then made a shameless attempt to get on Law and Order or Court TV. I for one hope that she is quickly consigned to the dustbin of Survivor history and that we never ever hear from her again. Did I mention that I don't like her?



Note: there will be a Survivor Live Monday at 2:00 pm ET with the final four Survivors. Also Dalton and Jenna will do a redcarpet broadcast at CBS.com the night of the final show - hey that's tonight!

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